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The Seefood Diet

I’ve started on a seefood diet.
I highly recommend you try it.
You eat whatever food you see;
a grape, a crepe, a pear, a pea,
a candy cane, some bubble gum,
a piece of pie, a peach, a plum,
banana pancakes, chicken legs,
a dozen donuts, deviled eggs,
spaghetti noodles, sirloin steaks,
vanilla ice cream, birthday cakes,
a hundred pizzas, chocolate mousse,
and gallon jugs of apple juice.

The seefood diet. Just can’t beat it.
Whenever you see food, you eat it.
I’m pretty sure you won’t lose weight,
But, what the heck? The food is great!

–Kenn Nesbitt

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All My Great Excuses

I started on my homework
but my pen ran out of ink.
My hamster ate my homework.
My computer’s on the blink.

I accidentally dropped it
in the soup my mom was cooking.
My brother flushed it down the toilet
when I wasn’t looking.

My mother ran my homework
through the washer and the dryer.
An airplane crashed into our house.
My homework caught on fire.

Tornadoes blew my notes away.
Volcanoes struck our town.
My notes were taken hostage
by an evil killer clown.

Some aliens abducted me.
I had a shark attack.
A pirate swiped my homework
and refused to give it back.

I worked on these excuses
so darned long my teacher said,
“I think you’ll find it’s easier
to do the work instead.”

–Kenn Nesbitt

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Xbox, Xbox

Xbox, Xbox,
you’re the one for me.
I also love my 3DS
and my Nintendo Wii.

GameCube, GameBoy,
Apple iPod Touch.
I never thought that I would ever
be in love this much.

Pac-Man, Sonic,
Mario, and Link.
Your names are etched inside my mind
in everlasting ink.

Run, jump, flip, hang,
double-jump, and climb.
That’s all I want to do
with every second of my time.

This is true love.
Yes, it’s plain to see.
Xbox, Xbox,
will you marry me?

–Kenn Nesbitt

My Teacher Took My iPod

My teacher took my iPod.
She said they had a rule;
I couldn’t bring it into class
or even to the school.

She said she would return it;
I’d have it back that day.
But then she tried my headphones on
and gave a click on Play.

She looked a little startled,
but after just a while
she made sure we were occupied
and cracked a wicked smile.

Her body started swaying.
Her toes began to tap.
She started grooving in her seat
and rocking to the rap.

My teacher said she changed her mind.
She thinks it’s now okay
to bring my iPod into class.
She takes it every day.

–Kenn Nesbitt

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

My puppy punched me in the eye.
My rabbit whacked my ear.
My ferret gave a frightful cry
and roundhouse kicked my rear.

My lizard flipped me upside down.
My kitten kicked my head.
My hamster slammed me to the ground
and left me nearly dead.

So my advice? Avoid regrets;
no matter what you do,
don’t ever let your family pets
take lessons in kung fu.

–Kenn Nesbitt

An Entrapment

My love, I have tried with all my being
to grasp a form comparable to thine own,
but nothing seems worthy;

I know now why Shakespeare could not
compare his love to a summer’s day.
It would be a crime to denounce the beauty
of such a creature as thee,
to simply cast away the precision
God had placed in forging you.

Each facet of your being
whether it physical or spiritual
is an ensnarement
from which there is no release.
But I do not wish release.
I wish to stay entrapped forever.
With you for all eternity.
Our hearts, always as one.

- Anthony Kolos -

Apples are Cute, GIRLS are HOT, Sugar is Sweet and So is She!

Gazing into my eyes, averred a lady rose – bright-eyed
And bushy-tailed, ‘It’s heartsick to stay without thee’.
Smiling at me, wagered a lady iris under Barbados pride -
‘I love you as I live for you with admiration and wild glee.’
She’s my go-go girl with goo-goo talk – in razzle-dazzle we go!
Apples are cute, girls are hot, sugar is sweet and so is she!

Have I mentioned – with your vibrant style, lo! Brownie
How you make me feel – warm inside, outside whatsoever,
Never before, and never again it’s better than I ever
Imagined, oh almond cookie with love power hippie!
She’s my go-go girl with goo-goo talk – in razzle-dazzle we go!
Apples are cute, girls are hot, sugar is sweet and so is she!

Come live with me, and be my valentine, oh dulcified bonbon!
we’ll prove new pleasures in love rain, oh! Prettified swan;
On the beach – golden sands, and crystal brooks, oh juicy lolly!
together we reach those silken lines, and silver hooks, a dolly.
She’s my go-go girl with goo-goo talk – in razzle-dazzle we go!
Apples are cute, girls are hot, sugar is sweet and so is she!

Eureka! If you will be my True-Love, I’ll tell you what I’ll do
Lo! I’ll a hire a little bird blue to sing a song for you -
Bingo! ‘I love you, Sweetheart; it’s true, true, true!
In love flue, my feelings for you, a joy, an island knew,
She’s my go-go girl with goo-goo talk – in razzle-dazzle we go!
Apples are cute, girls are hot, sugar is sweet and so is she!

MEE! MEE! MY CUTE CAT

I HAVE A PET CAT,
SHE NEVER CHASES A RAT.
SHE IS WHITE IN COLOR,
IT SIGNS LOVE FOR EVER.
MEOW, MEOW SAYS MY CAT,
SHE SWAYS HER TAIL AND GIVES A PAT.

SHE IS SOFT TO TOUCH,
I LIKE HER VERY MUCH.
SHE PLAYS WITH ME,
SHE SAYS MEE, MEE, MEE.
MEOW, MEOW SAYS MY CAT,
SHE SWAYS HER TAIL AND GIVES A PAT.

Thiniking of a Cute Smile!

I raised my head and saw u there
across the room from me.
A smile had started in ur eyes,
and it was good to see.
one moment, then it reached ur lips,
and lingered for a while.
i wonder-’do u know the joy that travelled with ur smile? ‘
A smile is such a little thing
and used so springly.
sometimes-its awefullly hard to do,
but oh its good to see,
when i feel tired, or tired or low within
as i often do,
its good to look across the room
and have a smile -

I’m Funny

I am fuuny
thats who am i
I am funny
Make u laugh n cry
I am funny
Do funny things
I am funny
I like to play with strings
I am funny
And i don’t care
I look funny in my underwear
It’s funny that im funny
Thats what i like to be
So lets be funny together
Be funny like me

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